FBI and DEA agents have disrupted a plot to commit a "significant terrorist act in the United States" tied to Iran, federal officials told ABC News today.
"Forget about 'Fast and Furious'! Forget about the economy! Forget about the wars! Forget about the mortgage-backed securities fraud! Forget about OccupyWallStreet! Forget about oil still leaking in the Gulf of Mexico! I got Terrorists for you! Scary TERRORISTS! Oooooh, scary, scary, SCARY! Booge booga booga! ... If that doesn't work we can go back to Michael Jackson's doctor!" -- Official White Horse Souse
This is the US Government's "Little Boy Who Cried Iran!" moment. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to login everywhere this pathetic hoax is published and comment "BULL BISCUITS!" or other appropriate observation.