Which of These Three Choices Would be the Easiest Way to Legally Steal OUR Money?

Which of These Three Choices Would be the Easiest Way to Legally Steal OUR Money?

One way would be to open a church, not a REAL church that actually tries to help the poor and downtrodden, but some phony mega-church like that lard-ass blowhard John Hagee's church.

Hagee's salary per year and benefits is over ONE MILLION DOLLARS, plus he lives in mansion in an exclusive suburb and has unlimited access and use of a nearly 8,000 acre ranch that has a large, mansion like home where he can go to recover and get inspired on more ways on how to con his church going flock.

John Hagee has a $2.1 million dollar 7,969 acre ranch with not one, but FIVE lodges, a managers house, a gun locker, a smoke house, a skeet range and three barns. In the year 2001, John Hagee received $842,000 in salary and $414,485 in benefits making him one of the best paid men on earth in ANY field.

Plus, all money received is TAX FREE, since it's a church, so it sounds like a pretty good gig, as long as you don't have a conscience that might get in the way. But John doesn't have to worry about that, why should a 'man of God' worry if he gets away with and adulterous affair, divorces his wife and marries a younger woman?

"You Go, John Boy!"

Pastor John Hagee has publicly stated to the 19,000 active members of his congregation and millions of television viewers that the United States of America MUST launch a pre-emptive strike on Iran immediately.

Fat Boy broke the law, for the deal made between churches and the IRS is that they can remain tax exempt, but must stay out of politics, but the DOJ is too busy tricking Americans with 'al CIA Duh' bullshit stories; and running assault rifles and laundering illegal drug money to be bothered with Johnny boy.

That's still a concern that might come back to bite John's rather large buttocks.

But as long as this wolf in sheep's clothing' keeps kissing Israel's ass, his Zionist handlers will make sure he stays out of trouble.

Pastor John Hagee: The Day America Turns Its Back on Israel, God Will Turn His Back on America


(I don't know which is worse: To put the title of Pastor in front of that fraud Hagee's name or to include the words FOX and News in the same sentence.)

Another would be to open a bank. After you built it up and it had taken in hundred of millions, you could move the money offshore to your private banking account, set up some fall guy and declare bankruptcy, turn it over to the Feds and let American tax payers pick up the bill thru the FDIC.

But that is a bit risky, since you don't want to wind up like Bernie Madoff, so better think twice about this con.

Probably the best and safest way to steal is to get elected to Congress, where you're exempt from laws that would land your or me in prison, like insider trading.

Members of Congress Are Exempt from Insider Trading Laws and Make 9% Per Year Trading on Inside Information

9% a year? Jesus H. Christ, that's around 1,800 percent more than the interest I make on my savings account.

Another is they don't have to follow the Civil Rights Act.

Congress has a long, checkered history of failing to apply to itself the laws it passes affecting everybody else. For years, key laws — including the Americans With Disabilities Act and the Fair Labor Standards Act — didn’t apply to Congress.

And they get paid around $180,000 dollars a year, but that's chump change when you consider that Reps get paid around $1.5 million a year for 'expenses' and Senators receive a whopping $2 million a year for 'expenses,' which is tax free, since it's not considered a salary, but money to be used for office expenses, like hiring your wife, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend to 'work' in your office and pay them a six figure salary.
Surely they don't demand a cash kickback from their employees, do they? Not our honest, law abiding Congress.

Plus, you only have to be in Congress for a mere FIVE years to receive a lifetime pension. I'm sure you have a similar type pension plan, if you still have a job, right?

Your American Government Congress Screws You and Your Family

Add it all together and the Congressional pension program is about two-to-three times more generous than the average corporate executive pension plan, according to the National Taxpayers Union.


I won't even go into the large amount of cash bribes, oops, meant to say campaign donations they receive like clockwork.

So, considering all the above, the best and safest way to legally steal money would be as a member of Congress.

What other job do you get to set your own pay and benefits and pass laws that exempt you from the laws 'We the People' have to follow?